There are a few important things I need to say before you crack into my insanely sweet game. (You might want to sit down for this!). I'm a mercenary with an accelerated healing factor. I've been described as unstable, which is just plain coo-coo. (Waith, do sane people say coo-coo?). Be prepared for just about anything. (Holla!).
- LET'S GET SOME ACTION: I made sure to capture all my good sides, so I made my game a third-person, action-shooter.
- X-MEN GROUPIES: Keep a look out cuz some of my X-Men pals are making an appearance.
- INSANE COMBAT: I'm really good at killing, and I had a blast stringing together combos and totally eviscerating my enemies.
- WEAPONS GALORE: I brought my skills and a buttload of my favorite things. Katanas, guns, explosives, duct tape, and of course, yours truly - ME!
- WHAT'S A 4TH WALL?: I shatter that thing with my unique wit, self-aware humor, and my dashing physique. BOOM ... goes my dynamite!
- EVEN MORE ME!: I'm including all the DLC from my previous platforms with this version. Couple 'a maps and a couple 'a different suits. I look good in all of them.